Song on the wall:"Shelter from the storm"-Bob Dylan
#1. If Adam and Eve were Nagas the world would still have been a paradise... Cos you know
why??? They would have eaten the snake instead.
#2. How the people in Assam make thier Cow work harder?....The owner whishper in thier ear like this ..........If you don't work arder I am going to send you to Nagaland
#3. What do you call a Naga walking with a dog???...A Vegetarian
#4. Once an American,A meya and a Naga were on a flight to Egypt.After the y had their indroductions, the american took out a gold plated pen and just threw it out the winow."oh my goodness!!!!!why did u do it?" exclaimed the meya and the naga."It's simple.We have plenty of gold in our land" replied the american. The meya much embarrased now ,took out a 'roti'and threw it out ."for christ's sake you should'nt have done it. Some poor people might need it!"said the american & da naga."it's plenty in our land"replied the meya stubbornly."oh my god i've been mocked by these two great men.... what should i do now?" the naga was thinking......after thinking it very hard, the naga just grabbed the meya and threw him out "off" da window!!!!! You guys guess wat da naga told the American!!!!!
#5. u-no..pe-kos af da nikligence af Nagalen Garmen, we da pepel af Mokjung es sapering pram nicheral kalamaty, mene pepel died bekos af da land-slips. soo... Awer ie pepel af Mokjung erness rikwisisshen es to look ento da meter as kwikky as pasibel
#6. Nagaland will be heaven on earth if, there is ..
Sober Angami
Merciful Konyak
Honest Ao
Non violent Sema
Logical chakhesang
Foolish lotha
Reasonable chang
Pacifying rengma
Non political sangtam
Non assuming yimchingur
Modern phom
Down to earth zeliang
Upright pochury
#7 Once a very educated Naga bachelor, who was a town dweller was searching for a wife to get married, but looking at the town girls he was not convinved whehter to find a pure virgin gal. So he thought that if he went to remote villages he would get a fresh virgin innocent gal. off he went to a remote naga village and propose to an uneducated rustic naga gal.He told her when they get married they will go for honeymoon. She asked curiously what honeymoon was thinking that it might be something very good and was very excited, but he told her that he will tell her only after getting married. On the day they got married, She pestered him to tell her waht honeymoon was again, but He told her,that he will tell her after some time only. And so in the night and after doing that for the first time , she again pestered him to tell what honeymoon was.So he said to her, what we did just now is honeymoon..disgusted she turned away and said, "what? you call this honeymoon?In my village i do this honeymoon everyday."
#8. In the jungle Ram's wife Sita stepped on a poisonous thorn. The only cure was a plant found in Dzukou Valley. Ram sent Hanuman to look for it... He never returned. Some happy Angami trekkers had a big Monkey for dinner!
#9. Horny Female Tourist~~ I heard ANGAMI's hv big D..ks, AO's r best lovers n Konyak's hv da most stamina?
Guide~~ Pleased 2 meet u maam' I'm THEJA-KUMBA KONYAK
#10. Patient 4rm wokha after eye operation tells Doc he can't see
Doc:Tells sexy nurse 2 undress infront of him
Patient:I really can't see
Doc:Tells da nurse 2 open her legs
Patient:I still can't see
Doc: Sala!! Misa na kobi, Kela tu imaan khara hoishe
