Heights of Idleness

I just came across this PICTURE OF EVERYTHING, i wasn't actually trying to pass time working or avoiding work. Believe me i haven't gone thro everything in that picture and most probably never will.

BOB DYLAN : The Times They Are Changin'

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

She is Ethel Konyak

Check out the tattoos she had...and how she modified later...that means she is earning some hard cash.. all the best Delhiites...

The craziest mail i have ever recieved but actually i found it quite sweet

Given below is the mail i recieved last week... so now i've realised how popular i'm... i'm thinking of selling it for
$ 30 m....i'm rich i'm rich....



Hello,
I saw that you are the owner of the meren.blogspot.com and also I saw that
you sent your first and also last messages at the July of 2005.

This is a very stupid question and the answer probably will be "no", I know,
but I had to ask it to you hopefully and sincerely: Can I have that blog
address?

I would like to offer something to you for this entreaty, but there is
nothing I can offer to you. I'm just another Meren from the other side of the
world and most probably you'll never see me for your entire life.. Of course
it is entirely up to you to decide. I wish you would know how important it is
for me.

I'll be looking forward to hear something from you. Please send something to
me even if your answer is "No"

Best,